Two Princes

Poor Becks. He has had to sit through two lacklustre England performances in South Africa, whilst unable to kick a ball to do anything about it himself; he got waylaid in the England dressing room by an irate fan and now it seems that he was recruited by the comedy duo of Princes William and Harry to try and raise morale in the England dressing room after Friday's fiasco. Judging from the lowdown in today's newspapers, they didn't prove very comedic as the atmosphere between Engerland was said to be anything but jovial - according to the aforementioned fan.
Still, at least they're not all on strike like the French team (although would anyone be able to tell the difference if they were?)