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Katie and Alex finally seem to have run out of stories to tell the press about their wedding. So now, they've done what they probably always do, which is resort to making up complete nonsense. So Katie's revealed that after midnight, Alex might come out at their blessing dressed as his female alter-ego, Roxanne. And that Roxanne's having a hen night too. Yeah right. Celebritree thought Alex was trying to leave that side of himself behind?
Alex has told the press that he really sees himself as the Jamie Oliver of gyms. He wants to get everyone (especially kids) thinking about fitness in the same way that Lord Jamie has everyone thinking about healthy eating.
Celebritree thinks that Alex should instead concentrate on the lasting damage that marriage can cause. It would seem that Pete is having issues removing the 'Katie' tattoo on his wedding finger - it contains some lead-based dye that does not seem to be easily removable. Ooops.