More England stars enjoying their hols

Yes, another England star has been enjoying a much deserved holiday relaxing in the sunshine. There must be something in the water at the Sheraton in Sardinia, as Peter Crouch and model fiancée, Abbey Clancy, couldn't seem to keep their hands off each other - rather like Christine Bleakley and Pete's England mate, Frank Lampard, who stayed at the same hotel earlier this month.

Katie the Flopstar

Katie's seemingly doomed promo tour continues, with her admitting on Radio One that most radio stations don't seem to want to play her tune, as it lacks credibility. Other pearls of wisdom from Katie on music include the fact that she loves her ex's song, Mysterious Girls and likes some Girls Aloud tracks (err, doesn't everyone?)
Well, according to the mid-week charts, Katie's single isn't even going to make it into the top 40. Celebritree supposes that she would be better spending her time downloading her song over and over.
Maybe the pressure is finally starting to get to Katie - but who can tell under all that make up?

At last!

As Katie and Alex: For better, for worse premieres on ITV tonight, with scenes from Katie's hen do and their wedding, we get to spy the first pics of the couple in all their wedding get-up. Katie's gone very understated this time with a huge beehive under her veil (another great creation from Gary, no doubt) and a diamante encrusted bustier top and full skirt (err, unlike her dress for her last wedding, which was a diamante encrusted bustier top with a full skirt - but that one was pink...)

Dane Bowers - free to love again

These are the pics that may break poor little George Lineker's heart. Sophie Reade (aka Dogface - apparently she changed her name to that flattering moniker by deed poll, in order to get on Big Brother) and Dane Bowers have been seen out frolicking in the sunshine. It doesn't seem any time at all since she was hanging off George's teenage arm. And earlier this week she was seen out having a romantic meal with another former BB star (if you can really call them that), Brian Belo.

Still, it's nice to see Dane out and about enjoying himself, isn't it?!

Mel B runs 5K - and lands in hot water

Mel B doesn't let the sunny California weather put her off her exercise routine. In fact, she barely broke into a sweat as she ran 5K for charity, accompanied by Stephen Belafonte and her daughter, Phoenix Chi. However, today she is more likely to be sweating the small stuff after hearing the news that she and her hubby are being sued by a real estate appraiser. Apparently the two beat him up after mistaking him for a pap, as he was taking photos of a nearby house (which was going onto the market). He's suing the couple and another guy for $1.46 million - after having his hand broken in the scuffle.
If the story is true, Mel really is living up to her old nickname of Scary Spice.

Are Jenson and Jessica back together?

Jenson Button made a hasty get away from Silverstone on Sunday and spent the evening in London, dining at Roka, with his ex-girlfriend, Jessica Michibato. He was out again last night (see Celebritree spotted) with two ladies. Seems like these F1 gents can't make up their minds - Lewis Hamilton and Nicole Scherzinger recently reunited after a break of just a few weeks.

Katie's back at work

Katie Price arrived back from her honeymoon and was straight on the promo trail yesterday, telling all and sundry about her new single, Free to Love Again (which, it is alleged, is about her trying to get over her marrige to Peter Andre). Katie has admitted herself that she isn't the best singer but is giving pop stardom her best shot. Her neighbours put it rather more plainly as they say they are glad to see the back of her (she and Alex are moving to a new home) as the local pets couldn't bear the noise at Katie's karaoke parties...

She seemed to be sporting a quite scary trout pout a la Lesley Ash. Celebritree wondered if maybe her lips were swollen from a honeymoon full of snogging, but the papers have been full of stories that the newly-weds (although obviously not that newly wed as they've been married 5 months now) were looking very distant from each other and generally miserable, except when the ITV cameras were around.

K-Fed has been fed up again

Kevin Federline, Britney's ex, has been back on the pies. He recently lost a couple of stone on the US show, Celebrity Fit Club. Clearly, his fitness regime hasn't lasted, as he showed on a day out with girlfriend, Victoria Prince, and his 4 children (Kori and Kaleb (his kids by Shar Jackson); Jayden and Sean Preston by Britney Spears).

So why has Robbie decided to return to Take That?

Readers may recall the ITV documentary that brought the Take That boys back together. At the time, Robbie (aka the big star of TT), proved himself to be pretty bitter when he refused to rock up for the reunion and left a video for the others to watch - hardly showing himself to be gracious in his apparent victory.

So, interesting to wonder how they are all getting along now they are busy filming the video for new single, Shame, together. Apparently this is just the beginning and Robbie will be back with the rest of the boys for a new album and tour.

What could have persuaded him to swallow his pride, Celebritree wonders? Well, apparently the song contains a line that might be a clue: describing how Robbie wandered into a shop and saw a box of 4 Take That dolls - and felt left out. Hmm, obviously UFO spotting wasn't proving lucrative enough for the Robster...

Derek Hough wearing sackcloth and ashes

Poor Derek Hough is consumed with guilt. He claims it was him that persuaded Cheryl to go to Tanzania. No doubt, she'd have been more than happy with a week in Bognor, but he would drag her off to exotic climes in an attempt to impress.

Word has it that The Nation's Sweetheart ® was mere hours away from death, as she had contracted one of thte deadliest forms of malaria. Now she's not going to be able to play the V festival in August or join the X Factor Boot Camp. At least she's out of intensive care though and is now recovering in a private hospital, with Derek and mum, Joan, as frequent visitors.

Get well soon Chezza (and stick to safer climes next time, unless you can face a jab at the doc's!)

Danielle Lloyd has a boy

Danielle Lloyd and her footballing partner, Jamie O'Hara (who plays for Spurs), celebrated the birth of a son today, Archie O'Hara. Archie was born today at the Portland Hospital (celeb-birth venue extraordinaire - favoured by Danielle's mate, Katie Price, as well as the Spice Girls, Claudia Schiffer and Fergie), weighing in at 8lb 4oz. No doubt the magazine deal will follow shortly...

Another Celebrity Wedding

The summer of celeb weddings continues with Carrie Underwood (former American Idol) marrying her Canadian beau, Mike Fisher (who plays ice hockey for the Ottawa Senators). They tied the knot on Saturday at a luxury resort in Georgia, in front of 250 of their closest friends and family. They got engaged in December after dating for about a year.
Apparently the bride wore a dress of Chantilly lace, although nobody has seen it as no photos have been released to the media (what is WITH that?!) Will Carrie now go by the name Carrie Fisher?

Kerry battles on

Kerry Katona really does seem to make life a struggle. If potential looming custody battles with her two ex-husbands for her four children aren't enough, Kerry has now decided to start making demands on her new boyfriend, Adam Waldron.
Apparently Kerry has taken a dislike to Adam's tattoo of a dragon, on his calf. Not on the grounds of taste, rather because it was the idea of an ex-girlfriend. So, it seems Adam is going to have to spend his hard-earned cash on expensive, painful tattoo removal sessions - which he'll need a lot of, considering the size of it. And even then, it might not be successful, as Peter Andre can tell him...

VB still under the weather

Victoria Beckham has been zipping back to Nice to continue with her holiday (why doesn't she just HAVE a holiday? What is with all this trekking backwards and forwards? We all know she has lots of airmiles, but is it REALLY necessary to use them all up going backwards and forwards over and over?)
Anyway, after her alleged weekend of partying, it seems poor Posh is paying the price now, as she self-consciously tried to hide a cold sore appearing on her upper lip. Poor Posh! And certainly a sign to her that her immune system is run down and she should take it easy. But rather than coming to Celebritree for some advice, it seems Posh has turned to Gwyneth Paltrow, who has recommended cupping to open up the energy and blood flow, yada yada yada.
For some reason, Posh didn't see fit to attempt to hide the resulting strange blemishes on her back.

And you thought that was bizarre...

Hmm, celebs seem to be letting this sunshine go to their heads. Apparently US rapper, Snoop Dogg, is in talks with Coronation Street producers, as he is keen to make a guest appearance in his favourite soap opera (Celebritree finds it hard to imagine him snuggling up on the sofa to watch the latest goings on in the Rovers Return. However, it seems that it's true, and he fancies making his appearance opposite Ashley Peacock in the butcher's, and roping in his mate, D-Becks (as Snoop calls him), to appear alongside him.
Snoop has also told the media how he and Becks have gone into business together and are planning to launch a clothing line, including some 'pimp slippers' (whatever they might be). Snoop loves the Beckhams and says that he always gets Becks to listen to his record and give his feedback, before putting the final touches to it.
In case the Beckhams want to take any more advice from this crazy guy, he's said that he thinks they should get down to business and have another child. Apparently his daughter, Chocolate, would love a girlie Beckham playmate...