Katie protects her kids from publicity at X-Factor show

Just a couple of months ago, Katie Price was claiming all the publicity her kids were getting was doing them no good and said she wanted to withdraw them from the public eye. Still last night Junior and Princess both debuted new hair styles as they went along to watch the X Factor finalists' tour. Katie's new squeeze was carrying Junior, who seemed to have taken inspiration from his mother's latest lover when styling his locks. Not sure where Princess got her inspiration from - but she has clearly been at the straightening irons again! And where DID her mum get those boots?!
No doubt Pete will have plenty to say about the whole fiasco, especially as Leandro has been overheard saying in Spanish that he has no plans to stick around in the UK and will soon be dumping Katie and returning to Argentina, where he is already a big star. Of course, the fact that Katie has a new show starting on Sky Living tomorrow will certainly not have discouraged her from avidly pursuing this latest romance....

Another Baby Spice

With Emma Bunton expecting a second son in May, and Victoria preparing to welcome her first daughter in July, it seems that the Spice Girls have been a busy bunch, as Mel B today confirmed to People Magazine that she is also expecting. The due date is late July-August. No word on the sex of the baby yet. Mel already has 2 daughters:Phoenix, 12, by ex husband, Jimmy Gulzar, and Angel, 4, from her relationship with Eddie Murphy. This will bfe her first child by her husband of 4 years, Stephen Belafonte, who also has a daughter from a previous relationship.
If Mel does manage to persuade Victoria that a Spice Girls reunion is a good idea, the Spice crèche will be very busy!

Baby Spice...

As Victoria flew into London Heathrow, on another business trip, no doubt, David has revealed that they are expecting a baby girl - and are delighted. At one point they had said they didn't intend to find out the sex of the baby, but clearly the temptation and speculation was too much for them and, it seems, Victoria will finally get her wish. As she landed at Heathrow, the world got the first view of the tiniest of baby bumps under her loose-fitting top.
According to Now magazine, David has had to put his foot down wtih Victoria, who is already getting over-excited about her big day - not the birth of her child, but the opportunity to show off her latest designs at the Royal Wedding. Victoria was allegedly considering wearing two outfits - one to the Abbey and another to the reception at Buck Palace, but, it seems David has put his foot down and pointed out it's Kate and Will's big day - so for once, Victoria might have to take a back seat and not hog the paps!

Tweedy goes down

Oh dear. Cheryl's brother, Andrew Tweedy, has finally had his day in court, and it didn't turn out well for him. After admitting to his part in an armed robbery that netted him and his fellow gang members a grand total of £1,000, Andrew has been sent down for six years. It seems Cheryl was busy on other engagements, so didn't make it up to Newcastle Crown Court to see her brother's big moment. Younger brother, Garry, also missed out, as he was living it up in Las Vegas with Derek Hough, who is keeping the world up to date with their exploits via Tiwtter. Following the verdict, it was revealed that Andrew has a list of previous as long as his sister's flowing hair extensions...

What Katie did next...

OK, Celebritree admits to being a little slack of late, and clearly it's been a long time in celebville, for Katie Price has gone from admitting that she still shares a bed with Alex Reid, her ex, to saying that she really doesn't fancy him that much at all - especially after meeting some hot Argentine model type during her stay in LA for the Oscars. The hot Argentine, Leandro, has now been flown over to the UK by Katie to get up to goodness knows what. The pair have been seen dining out together several times, although always apparently with Katie's GBFs, Phil and Gary, in tow. Apparently Leandro is very famous in Argentina, but has limited knowledge of English. Are Phil and/or Gary secretly fluent in Spanish and acting as translators, Celebritree wonders? Anyway, Katie has admitted that, as she doesn't understand anything he says, she's not really with him for his mind. Leandro has said that he's not with Katie for her fame (and Celebritree assumes that not speaking English is probably an advantage when dating Katie as he won't understand all of her inane tweets, or any of the stories of her past). Meanwhile, Alex has spent days crying into his pillow and wondering how she could do this to him. Err.. look at her past Alex, littered with the exes she has chewed up and spat out - and move on!
Actually, your former fellow CBB housemate, Dane Bowers, might be able to offer you a few tips on that: he's been spotted this week pulling a lithe young porn star at some dodgy party...

Another show of flesh

Madonna seems to have taken tips from Katie Price when selecting her outfit for the Vanity Fair post-Oscar party, choosing to show off a lot of leg and even a bit of bum and cleavage, in her lace/fishnet number. She covered up what little modesty she has with a strange fur gilet. Instead of accessorising with her usual boy toy, Madge rocked up at the party with her daughter, Lourdes. Poor Lola looked slightly embarrassed as she got an eyeful of her mum's bum, and self-consciously pulled down her own rather short dress at the back. Give it a few years and Celebritree thinks we can expect to see Princess pulling some similar moves....

Please TomKat, buy Suri some tights!

Suri and Katie have been seen out shopping again, in the snow covered streets of Vancouver, currently enjoying temperatures of around -1∘C. Presumably Suri's favourite faux fur number is at the dry cleaners, as she chose a pink puffa jacket to keep the chill out today. However, Celebritree is most concerned that, even though she teamed her jacket with some furry pink Uggs, Suri still doesn't seem to own a pair of tights to keep her wee legs warm. Her dress looked decidedly flimsy too. Isn't it time someone took Suri's fashion choices in hand, before she catches pneumonia?! You're not in California now, Suri!

Katie's Classy Oscar Outing

Well, Celebritree has to say that the Oscar gowns proved to be somewhat disappointing this year - most celebs seemed to playing it safe this year. Or ruining a perfectly nice dress with some crazy bustle action (stand up, Anne Hathaway)...
So, thank goodness for Elton John extending the invite to his AIDS Foundation party to all and sundry - and Katie Price. For once, Katie went quite minimal with her hair and make up, but went all out with her frock, ignoring the basic fashion rules: less is more and legs OR cleavage, choosing to show off all her assets...
No sign of Victoria Beckham. Had she run out clutch bags with which to hide her bump? Or just working really hard at avoiding Katie, after nearly running into her earlier this week at Heathrow?

Beckhams Bound for Return to Blighty?

As David and Victoria prepare to party at the Oscars this evening (with Victoria, no doubt, dressing for comfort, in some sky high heels and covering her bump with a big clutch bag from her latest collection), the latest news leads Celebritree to believe that the Beckhams will not be staying Stateside for much longer. David's contract with LA Galaxy is due for renewal in November, and news that the Beckhams have applied for a place for Brooklyn at an exclusive, £14,000 per year, independent school near Beckenham Palace, would suggest that they have plans to return home in the near future.
Certainly a return to the UK would put an end to dilemmas such as the one currently facing the Beckhams: how they can fit in an acceptance to the event of the year - Will and Kate's wedding.
With the wedding scheduled two days before the Galaxy is due to play FC Dallas in Texas, David may find that he has work commitments, whilst Victoria will then be 6 months+ pregnant, so may not be so keen to fly. Somehow Celebritree thinks that Victoria will find a way to get herself a seat in the Abbey one way or another!
Apparently Victoria was also facing flight dilemmas this week when she felt compelled to change her ticket in order to avoid coming face to face with her old enemy, Katie Price, over a glass of champers in the first class compartment. With Chezza also on the flight, the plane might have had trouble taking off with the weight of all those egos...

Jack Tweed to write autobiography

Jade Goody's mother, Jackiey Budden, is up in arms (or at least up in one arm) over the news that her son-in-law, Jack Tweed, is to write his autobiography. Celebritree is rather more amazed that Jack can actually articulate enough sentences to put together a whole book...
Apparently the book will tell how Jack met Jade at Faces nightclub in Essex, back in 2005, whilst she was still with Jeff Brazier, and will also reveal intimate details of Jade's final moments.
Oh well, whilst he's telling his story, keeps him out of fights in nightclubs...

Katie's Big Deal

Katie Price is keeping busy in LA. After arriving on the same flight as (and therefore fighting for the paps' attention with) Cheryl Cole, things seem to be going rather better for Katie. She has apparently signed a multi-million dollar deal with Parmount Pictures to make a movie of her rise from page three model to high-flying business woman. She has also been out partying with GBFs, Gary Cockerill and Phil Turner, at celeb favourite, Chateau Marmont; and has been seen cosying up with boxer Amir Khan.
Some images have also suggested that Katie is working on "self-improvement" as well as having a good time. Aside from her London marathon training with her brother, she has also been spotted with some rather swollen lips, suggesting that she hasn't quite given up the botox etc for good...
It seems Katie might not have moved on in other ways. Alex is apparently being allowed to stay in her home whilst she's away and she has admitted that, although divorce is going ahead, she and Alex are still enjoying intimate relations (although Katie put it rather more crudely)...

Cheryl gets the elbow

After what seems to be months of speculation, it has finally (apparently) been confirmed that Cheryl Cole will NOT be a judge on the new US X Factor. Instead, she will have a Sinitta type role as Simon's "little helper". It seems that the main stumbling blocks have been her Geordie accent - despite elocution lesson (it seems it's against US TV regulations to have presenters that nobody understands...) and the fact that very few people Stateside have a clue who she is. Rumour has it that Naomi Campbell is being lined up as judge instead. Clearly US audiences can cope with the sound of Streatham rather better than Chezza's Geordie lilt. Still, on the plus side, it does mean that Cheryl can stick closer to home, as she has sworn to take time out to look after her brother, Andrew, who has been warned to give up alcohol or he risks liver failure. Having had many drug convictions, can't see him being able to hang out in LA with his little sis.
As if Cheryl hasn't got enough to worry about, she seems to be making life even more complicated for herself by regularly calling her ex, Ashley Cole. Now it seems that nice boy, Derek Hough, is getting bored hanging around like Cheryl's lapdog and may have found a new girl of his own - a co-star in some new dance movie he's working on. And earlier this week, Cheryl was spotted looking very flirty with another blonde chap - who turned out to be her hair technician (so clearly key in her life). She also has admitted to a soft spot for star of the BRITs, Tinie Tempah. Although Cheryl left the awards ceremony without any silverware for her mantelpiece, it seems that she did leave with Tinie's phone number and is keen to work with him as they both try to break the US market.

Sinitta's Health Scare

Sinitta has today revealed to the papers that earlier this year she discovered a tumour, the size of an ostrich egg. She kept her own counsel on this news, fearing that it could be cancer (Sinitta suffered an earlier scare when she had a tumour removed from her breast) but has now been given the all clear. However, whilst out and about on Thursday, Sinitta, still weak from the op, collapsed, breaking her ankle. She is now housebound so is keeping herself busy tweeting away. Simon Cowell is, according to sources, as attentive as ever, despite the apparent furore surrounding his decision to quit X Factor in the UK, leaving Robbie Williams as the favourite to replace him. Bring back Pete Waterman says Celebritree!

Beckham date night

The Beckhams did not let the disappointing legal result spoil their first Valentine's date night in 7years. David found out yesterday that his case against In Touch magazine had been thrown out of court, due to legal differences between the UK and US. It seems in American courts, the onus was on David to prove that In Touch disregarded evidence of the lack of truth in their allegations that David had visited a prostitute. In the UK, the magazine would have had to provide evidence of the truth of their article.
Still, despite the hefty legal bills, the Beckhams went out for dinner in NYC, no doubt celebrating the success of Victoria's latest collection.

Someone's enjoying the Brit awards

It's the Brit awards tonight and various ancient sycophants from the British music industry are mooning over the latest bright young things (mostly graduates from the Brit school or the school of Simon Cowell). Checking out the red carpet pics, Celebritree couldn't help but notice that Mark Wright, from The Only Way is Essex, looks particularly excited to be there. Or perhaps he's just pleased to see girlfriend, Kayla Collins. Or is he just smuggling a kingsize Mars bar in his pocket in case he gets peckish - these awards ceremonies do drag on a bit after all...