Troubles with TomKat?

Katie Holmes told this month's Marie Claire magazine that she is in no hurry to produce a little brother or sister for Suri. Apparently Katie was the youngest child and her siblings were quite a bit older than her, meaning she felt like an only one - and enjoyed the feeling of having all of her mother's attention for herself. Clearly that's what she wants to replicate for Suri.
However, according to The National Enquirer, Scientologist Tom is not at all happy about his wife blabbing about his private life to the press (err, he's so private with his jumping around on Oprah's sofa) and feels that she is letting him down (or could she be breaking that supposed marriage contract) by not producing a second child. Celebritree thinks it's probably best to let Suri decide - she seems to rule the roost...

Katie and Alex - abstaining...

It seems that Katie and Alex's much talked about baby-making plans are on hold for now. The press have been reporting for weeks that the pair have been rowing and that Alex even walked out and moved back in with his parents for a while. The latest is that Katie decided to lift the sex-ban she had imposed during their rows, just before Alex's big fight. Unfortunately Alex didn't have this included in his pre-fight training regime, so spurned her advances. She allegedly went crazy and shrieked that a baby wouldn't make itself. So seems like the sex ban is back on chez Reid-Price. Oh, wedded bliss, eh?!

Ange's Education Plan

Angelina Jolie has been telling the world about her latest big plans for her kids. She has revealed that her normally low-profile twins, Knox and Vivienne speak more French than English. Ange has employed a French nanny to ensure that the children grow up speaking the language of their birth country. Celebritree is just a little concerned that they won't be able to communicate with their many siblings!

Katie Price had her day in court today, facing accusations of driving without due care and attention when her huge pink horse box veered out of its lane, causing other drivers to swerve out of her way. Katie was spotted clutching her phone. Apparently she had 4 kids and 4 adult passengers in the horse box with her (though strangely no horses) and they were on their way to Euro Disney. Katie denied using her phone but claims she was spraying perfume (let's hope it wasn't her own scent - or that would explain her apparent loss of control). Feminist Katie proved what a great role model for young women she is, when she claimed that she "was just being a typical woman driver". Wow! Won yourself a few more fans there, Katie! She also earned herself a big fine and 3 points on her licence...

It's almost as though Kezza doesn't have a care in the world

Kerry Katona was enjoying a girls' night out as she showed off her new hairdo (apparently chopped due to the damage years of hair extensions had wreaked on her locks). Kezza really does look as though she hasn't a care in the world, although apparently her Cheshire home is now on the market, with Kerry needing a quick sale to help pay off her debts after being declared bankrupt. She allegedly paid £1.25m for the home that she shared with her kids and Mark Croft, but now may face making a loss as she looks for a quick sale.

Good news / bad news

It has been a nightmare week for Victoria Beckham, as David has found himself at the centre of a vice-girl scandal. He has already issued a writ against the publishers of In Touch magazine, which ran the story, and is now said to have private detectives working round the clock to track down the girl at the centre of the allegations, alleged to be a Bosnian refugee, so that he can hit her with a law suit too. Kristin Davis, Hollywood madam, is claiming to have set David up with this and another girl, so David is now said to be considering a 3rd lot of legal action against her. Victoria looked to be showing the strain as she watched her husband play for LA Galaxy, with designer son, Romeo, and her hairdresser (always best to have a hairdresser on hand during a crisis - just ask Katie Price!)
Victoria is said to be considering fleeing the country to get away from the gossip (well, probably best not to come to the UK then). However, one piece of good news for Mrs Beckham: Anna Wintour is said to be keen to fulfil Posh's ambition to appear on the cover of US Vogue. Don't keep too low a profile, Vics, Celebritree would hate for you to miss out on that!

Reid loses the fight of his life

Alex Reid finally faced the much-hyped "Fight of his life" against Tom Watson in front of a packed arena, including freshly botoxed wife, Katie. Sadly things didn't go Alex's way as he lost in the 5th round, but, sporting reports say he put up a good fight, despite some nasty facial injuries. Prior to the fight, Alex had been telling the media how he is considering laser treatment to remove all the hair from his body to make him "slippier", which he thinks will improve his fighting prowess. Celebritree can't claim to be knowledgable about cage fighting but reckons your ability to throw a punch should probably be more of a focus than the latest depilation techniques.

Velma from Scooby Doo

In one of those weird 'how do these random celebs get to be friends' stories, it had materialized that Mindy Cohn, voice of Velma from the Scooby Doo cartoons (ok, celeb in the loosest sense of the word), is Godmother to two of the Jolie-Pitt kids. Apparently she's big buddies with Ange and her brother so Ange asked her to do the honours for two of her brood (probably twins, Knox and Vivienne) and thanked her with a big diamond ring! Hmm, if the Jolie-Pitts are in need of further random godparents, Celebritree could probably fit a christening into her busy schedule...

Celeb mum of the year

Bounty had announced its shortlist for the coveted 'Celebrity Mum of the Year' award. Well, I say shortlist - of 20! It includes current holder, Kym Marsh, Victoria Beckham, Sam Cam, Coleen Rooney and even Kerry Katona (in spite of the footage showing her cursing and threatening to whack her kids). Even Natalie Cassidy makes the list, and Celebritree is pretty sure she hasn't actually given birth to her sproglet yet... You would have expected having a child to be a minimum criteria!
One noticeable absentee is Katie Price, who won in 2007, but has somehow failed to make the grade this year. No doubt Peter is still polishing his 'celeb dad of the year' award!
The full list of nominees is below. Who would your choice be?

1. Victoria Beckham
2. Tina O’Brien
3. Samantha Cameron
4. Natalie Cassidy
5. Charlotte Church
6. Tess Daly
7. Kerry Katona
8. Myleene Klass
9. Danielle Lloyd
10. Kym Marsh
11. Davina Mccall
12. Dannii Minogue
13. Bernie Nolan
14. Denise Van Outen
15. Jools Oliver
16. Patsy Palmer
17. Billie Piper
18. Coleen Rooney
19. Suzanne Shaw
20. Holly Willoughby

Rocco Ritchie steals the show

Madge and daughter, Lourdes, launched their new Material Girl fashion line in New York last night. However, it was Rocco who stole the show as he demonstrated his breakdancing and moonwalking skills in front of a packed audience. Clearly, no child of Madge's was ever going to be a shrinking violet, but Celebritree is starting to notice a pattern of precocious kids stealing the limelight from their megastar parents.
Meanwhile, Lourdes showed off her and her mum's "designs". Hmm, Celebritree won't be rushing down to the shops for this collection!

Kezza chops those men right out of her hair

Kerry Katona has gone out (to Daniel Galvin) and got herself a new do. She certainly looks pleased with the results as she flicks her hair and tosses her head like she's auditioning for a L'Oreal ad.

Carried away in Prague

The Cruise family are currently staying in Prague whilst Tom films scenes for Mission Impossible 4. Last night Tom and Katie headed out for dinner with a tired Suri (complete with dolly in pram) in tow. Clearly the jet set lifestyle is starting to get to Suri though, as she became too tired to walk, demanding a lift from dad, whilst poor Katie was left to cart the buggy along.
It looks to Celebritree as if Katie might need a lift herself - don't her shoes look a tad big?

Scandalous US mag article

Celebritree doesn't believe a word of it, but In Touch magazine is claiming that David Beckham has cheated on Posh with a £10k/night hooker. She has sold her story, claiming that David doesn't appreciate his wife's stick thin figure and would like her to gain some curves.
If nothing else, does it really seem plausible that David would have to spend so much more than Rooney for his kicks?
Update: David is furious and has announced he will sue over the scurrilous allegations.

No congrats for Nadine

Poor Nadine Coyle is devastated that none of her Girls Aloud bandmates have been in touch to congratulate her on her engagement to Jason Bell. As Nadine busies herself on the promo trail, the other girls are deafening her with their silence. Some nasty rumours have it that the other girls see the engagement as a publicity stunt to support her new single. Another source says that Nads is desperate for her first solo single to be a success as she can't face the thought of going back to the band. Hopefully the raunchy video will do the business for her!
Meanwhile ex bandmate, Kimberley, has waxed lyrical in her column for OK magazine how much she loves Cheryl's new single and demure ballet video. Now Celebritree really does think that's a snub.

Katie back on TV

Katie Price Is back on TV this week, but proved a little camera shy, no doubt protecting her exclusive deal with ITV. She is shown on the BBC reality show, Traffic Cops, after being stopped for having an illegal number plate (BO55Y KT) that police had already warned her about. Adding to her woes, the police then discovered she was driving without insurance (apparently mum, Amy, organises that for the multi-millionairess!
Further Price-Reid news is that the pair have fallen out (hmm, again?) over an auction for a date with Katie, won by 2 Man City players - Adam Johnson and Micah Richards, who forked out £12k. Katie has promised the guys an unforgettable night - Alex was thrilled, as any husband would be.
Still Katie is now heading for LA - her face may be in danger of moving as she feels the need for Botox top ups.

Romeo follows in Mummy's footsteps

Romeo Beckham has astounded the fashion world (and the world in general) by launching his own fashion line. He is to design sunglasses for kids with an RB logo. Whilst most kids his age end up sitting on their sunglasses and breaking them, Romeo has a real eye for design (apparently) and strong ideas about what he likes (yes, so do most kids - but that usually means fishfingers and Toy Story)! Of course, his parent are extremely proud although Brooklyn and Cruz are yet to comment.
Lining up with Romeo to model his designs are Gordon Ramsey's kids, Lexi Klum and, of course, Suri Cruise!

Cheryl's not so triumphant return to XFactor

Cheryl Cole has finally made her much-anticipated return to X Factor filming (amidst news that she will abandon the show next year for the US version). However, things aren't running quite as smoothly as Cheryl would have wished. The "judge's house" that Chezza has been assigned, in glamorous Berkshire, turned out to be a building site with builders dropping scaffolding and cleaners vacuuming to interrupt filming of the hopefuls' first auditions with their potential mentor.
Turns out that isn't the only thing to go against Cheryl. As Celebritree reported, she was keen to recruit Derek as her no.2 to help with the auditions, but seems she has been over-ruled by the X-Factor bosses, who say he just isn't a big enough star, so Will.i.am has been drafted in instead. Celebritree really isn't sure how Derek would have managed his Dancing with the Stars training and X Factor mentor support at the same time anyway.
Still, at least all these difficulties mean that Cheryl dominates the press and keeps fellow returning judge, Dannii out of the headlines.

Peaches in hospital

Poor Peaches Geldof has been so poorly that she has had to go into hospital to have a cyst removed. Apparently she had to have a "piss bag" and everything. In case you are wondering who would be so indiscreet as to reveal such ghastly details, look no further than Peaches herself, who has, of course, been tweeting the whole minging episode.

VB the rocker?

Posh was out and about following her resounding success at New York fashion week. She headed to Nobu to celebrate the great reviews and was rocking a new look for Posh: a pair of leather leggings and sequinned top. She's now heading back to her boys in LA to relieve David from babysitting duty.

Jamie and Jools welcome their first son

The Olivers welcomed a baby boy into the world last night. And they even managed to find a masculine flower-related moniker for the little chap. Buddy has now joined a trio of flower-themed sisters: Poppy (8), Daisy (7) and one year old Petal.
Of course, Jamie announced the news via twitter, with a couple of photos including the one shown here.

Montenegro style

Angelina strutted her stuff with her two eldest girls through Heathrow Airport on Monday, no doubt on her way to or from some trouble spot somewhere in the world.
Whilst Angelina doubtless had her thoughts on higher things, Shiloh was demonstrating her latest interpretation of 'Montenegro style'. Apparently, this iteration seems to involve combat boots and a tank top. Celebritree really sees a reality show where Suri Cruise and Shiloh make each other over...

More news from Nadine

Nadine is certainly working that publicity machine at the moment, as she prepares to go head to head with rival, Chezza - her single is slated for release just one week after the nation's sweetheart's new offering.
It seems that the "mixed messages" from Girls Aloud may not have been quite as mixed after all. Speaking to Scott Mills on Radio 1, Nadine revealed that she had received no texts or calls from her bandmates in some months. She texted Cheryl to check that she was ok following the news of her malaria, but received no response. She says that her number hasn't changed so claims that the girls haven't been able to reach her, appear to be untrue...
And all this in-fighting occurs just when Nadine could do with some girlie mates - for Scott Mills noticed a big sparkler on her ring finger - and yes, it seems we have another celeb wedding to look forward to! Apparently Nadine and Jason Bell have got back together and he surprised her getting down on both knees whilst they were in their PJs back home in LA. Celebritree would have loved to see the Girls Aloud bridesmaids, but that's not looking likely now...

Another WAG baby?

Peter Crouch's fiancée, Abbey Clancy, has apparently been heard confiding to hairdresser to the stars, James Brown, that she is expecting. Fellow diners at Strada overheard her showing off the 12 week scan picture and claiming that she thinks it's a boy. This seems to be a sure-fire sign that, like Coleen, Abbey has decided to forgive and forget her husband's alleged indiscretions with a hooker. Hopefully this will be a new start for the couple.

George Michael gets sent down

After several appearances in court over the last few years, George Michael today finally received a custodial sentence as he was sent down for 8 weeks for crashing his car into a Snappy Snaps store whilst driving under the influence of cannabis. His long-suffering partner, Kenny Goss, was seen in tears following the verdict. George looked pretty cheery though!

Mixed messages from Girls Aloud

As Nadine and Cheryl prepare to release solo material, rumour has it that they have buried the hatchet and the girls are talking again. It seems that Nadz has been hanging out in LA with Mel B, who has counselled her to be the better person, pick up the phone and make up. Still rumours continue that Nadine has no intention of performing with the band again. Celebritree does hope this solo material lives up to the hype Nadine. Or your solo adventures could be very lonely...

Coleen makes her mind up

So it seems Coleen has agonised long enough and has decided to stand by her man, moving back into their marital home, but warning him that he's at the last chance saloon: cheat again and Wayne's out on his ear (hmm Celebritree feels sure that we heard that before post-grannygate). Coleen's taking plenty of stick for her decision from the media and even Kerry Katona has waded in saying that Coleen needs to have some self-respect - clearly too much to start taking advice from Kezza!

Chezza sends Coleen supportive text

Now that she's well on the road to recovery, and her divorce is finalised and everything, Chezza now has a bit of time on her hands to help out any friends in need. If anyone is in need of a friendly shoulder to sob on at the moment, it's Coleen Rooney, as she deals with the media outcry over her husband's infidelities, in painful detail, as well as her private grief over her sister's illness. So, Cheryl picked up her mobile and sent a supportive text (well, let's face it, it trumps a tweet on the supportiveness scale). Celebritree supposes that if anyone knows what Coleen is going through, then it's Cheryl. Although, presumably fellow England WAGs, Victoria Beckham, Alex Curran, Toni Terry and Abbey Clancy could all offer up their own tales of woe and how they coped with public allegations of their husbands' cheating...
Those heady days of fun in Baden Baden seem so long ago now...

Kerry's birthday shopping trip

Ever one to turn on the glamour, Kerry Katona was out spending her birthday money (for someone so recently declared bankrupt, she spends a hell of a lot of time being photographed with new shopping bags...) So did Kezza head to Selfridge's? Harrod's? Harvey Nick's? Nope, she decided to avoid the hectic centre of London and chose to do her shopping in Croydon. Now far be it for Celebritree to criticise such a salubrious location - but it's not the usual hangout for celebs - is it?!

Katie and Alex 'enjoy' partying in Dublin

Katie is always waxing on about what a good mate Michelle Heaton is. Well, you'd think she might have plastered on a smile for her best pal's wedding celebrations. We know you've had to endure a couple of nights in a Travel Inn, a mini-bus ride to the slightly dodgy looking venue and a low-fi celeb guest list (Kelli Young and Mikey Graham presumably don't cut the mustard when you're used to the circles that Katie normally mixes in - even her kids are more famous than them!), still, you could have tried grinning and bearing it! After all, just remember the rigmarole Michelle had to go through at your wedding blessing - and the dodgy frock you put her in... There, surely that should make the glum Price-Reids laugh?

The new VB collection

Victoria Beckham launched her latest collection at New York Fashion Week. She has further proved her accomplishments as a designer, with an array of (Mad Men influenced?) stylish frocks (including one in "spiritual yellow").
However, although Victoria spent the show in high spirits - cracking a rare smile at one point - she didn't look as though she had been enjoying much sleep in the run up to launching her collection and even seemed distinctly lacking in make up for her big moment.
Are standards slipping? Actually Celebritree rather likes this new, smiley, bare-faced Vicks...

Retail therapy?

Poor Coleen! The latest news is that Coleen and family aren't just dealing with the humiliation of love rat Wayne's behaviour, but also with Coleen's 12 year old sister who is in hospital in a coma after suffering a stroke. Still Coleen is dealing with the stress as only a WAG can - shopping! (even if they are Mothercare bags rather than the usual designer carriers)

In Dublin's fair city

After keeping an unusually low profile in recent times, Katie Price and husband, Alex Reid arrived at Dublin airport yesterday all set to check into the exclusive £32/night airport Travel Inn. They were accompanied by Katie's gbfs, Phil and Gary, who appear to have been tangoed - they even make the Price-Reids look washed out in comparison!
The group were arriving to celebrate with good friend, Michelle Heaton, who is celebrating her July wedding with all those friends who couldn't attend the main event in the Caribbean. Katie informed the world of her bessie mate's private party via Twitter (of course - God forbid anyone famous should do anything without tweeting before, during and after)! Don't they look like they are going to have a fun time?!

Kerry celebrates her 30th

Kerry celebrated her 30th birthday at the TV Choice Awards - a classy do, with Kerry dressed up to the nines in a full-length black gown, that seemed to expose as much flesh as possible. Well, if you've got it, flaunt it Kezza...
Also present was TV chat show host, Angela Griffin (what was she thinking?!)

Cruise girls head to NYC for dinner

The Cruise girls (Katie, Suri and Katie's step-daughter, Bella) headed to New York yesterday for dinner, as Katie took a break from filming mini-series, The Kennedys, in Toronto. They took a private jet for the short flight - Katie (of course) carried Suri to the plane (and was later seen carrying her to and from the restaurant), whilst Bella seemed to be carrying a plate of something (what COULD it be?) and looking genuinely thrilled to be flying to NYC for dinner with dad.
A good time was, no doubt, had by all.

Coleen faces the music

Poor Coleen Rooney emerged looking puffy-eyed and tired, as she was seen for the first time since the revelations about her cheating love rat husband, Wayne. As rumours abound that another girl is to come out of the closet with claims that she "enjoyed" a threesome with Rooney and the hooker, Coleen has been staying with her parents, wondering what to do about her marriage.
Wayne has apparently told her to "Deal with it and move on". Coleen seems to be having rather more trouble doing that, but Wayne is apparently not prepared to take criticism from his wife and her family, as he reckons they're living the life of riley thanks to his fame and cash. He is apparently ready to accept Coleen's decision if she wants to leave him and isn't prepared to fight for his marriage. Coleen is thinking of beating a retreat to their £5million Barbados home to think it over...
Aside from the cheating, Celebritree can't help but feel if that's what Wayne is really thinking, he's just not that into you, Coleen... After all, there are plenty more fish in the sea (and most of the others don't look like Shrek...)

A Bad Weekendfor Ashley?

Having had his "quickie" divorce finalised at the end of last week, Ashley's weekend wasn't much better as his rented Esher flat was apparently burgled whilst he was playing for England at Wembley. Poor Ashley found his place ransacked when he returned home from his night out/national duties on Saturday morning.

WAGS just wanna have fun (well at least this one does)

Victoria Beckham enjoyed a night out with the girls (Tana Ramsey and Eva Longoria) last night. She looked her usual composed and elegant self as she set out to meet them, wearing a classic LBD. It was clearly a long and tiring night for, as she left the venue, carefully making her way to her car in her high heels, she then collapsed into the car (and Tana's arms), looking ever so slightly the worse for wear - and with her usually beautifully coiffed hair all over the place....
Let's hope hubby David was at home to help put her to bed and mix up some morning Alka Seltzer (other hangover cures are available). Play quietly this morning Cruz, mummy's got a bit of a headache...

Wayne has the sensitivity of ...

umm, actually Celebritree is struggling to find anything that could be quite as insensitive as Wayne seems to be.
The media are having a field day at the England striker's expense, as it is revealed that Wayne let his wife know that the hooker scandal was to break via text message, whilst she was at the hairdresser's, getting a 'do' for a family christening they were supposed to attend. They didn't.
Wayne's defence is about as impressive as his striking skills at the World Cup: he has apparently told Coleen that the scandal is "no big deal" and "just boys being boys". Hmm, presumably he followed this with, "if you don't believe me, ask Peter Crouch..."

Beckingham Palace - to go on the market

Apparently estate agents have been called in and it seems that the Beckhams have decided that their futures are in LA, so they're putting their family home, Beckingham Palace on the market, apparently estimated to be worth about £18million. They bought the pad eleven years ago for about £2.5million, but aren't exactly making a tidy profit, as they have apparently spent about £18million adding features, such as a petting zoo, three gazebos and a snooker room.
The Beckhams really do seem to be reining in their spending of late...

Happy 30th birthday Kezza!

It's Kerry Katona's 30th birthday today and she is celebrating with a big bash at her manager's house. Rumour has it that her management team are thinking of dropping her, so Kerry's been working hard at the beautician and clothes shopping to ensure she looks her best - as this party needs to be a success to prove her celebrity credentials.
Well, her twenties certainly seem to have been an eventful decade, with Kerry going through more than most people endure in a lifetime: two marriages, four children, declared bankrupt twice, leaving a pop band (just as they actually hit the jackpot with their first no. 1), proclaimed Queen of the Jungle, diagnosed bipolar, fought a cocaine problem and spent thousands on cosmetic surgery. Err, let's hope her 30s are somewhat calmer...

Roo's a Naughty Boy then...

There have been rumours in the press and on the internet for a few weeks about a couple of footballers who have injunctions out to try and keep mucky stories about them hitting the press. It's not confirmed if this is one of the cases, but the latest revelations about England's upstanding members of the national football squad, focus on Wayne Rooney - husband of Coleen and father to 10 month old Kai. Apparently Wayne did try to stop the revelations, but as he has an infamous history with prostitutes, this wasn't upheld, and the News of the World and Sunday Mirror both had front page headlines about his £1,200 sex sessions with Juicy Jeni, the hooker - which even she considered seedy. Apparently he liked to live dangerously (although apparently the romps were very routine) and even tried to persuade Jeni to come back to his £4.5million marital mansion, whilst pregnant Coleen was away. Jeni, being a lady of morals, refused, disgusted by this offer. It seems his hooker bit on the side was paraded in front of his team-mates for the 7 months of their 'relationship', but, in case readers are worrying that there is no moral fabric left in English football, Jeni has revealed that Michael Owen was "disgusted". Phew!
We now wait to see what Coleen will do next - will she follow Chezza and make a strike for female independence. Or will we see her do a Toni Terry/Abbey Clancy and stand by her man? She suggested, as a teenager, after Rooney's dalliances with a granny prostitute that Wayne was at the last chance saloon. Celebritree votes that she gives him the boot. She just hopes that there are no painful tattoo removals at stake in this relationship...

Single Cheryl returns to the UK

Cheryl Cole (or SHOULD it really be Tweedy now that her divorce has, at last, been finalised?) arrived back at London Heathrow this evening after her extended break/recovery in California. Good friend, Derek Hough, has gone back to work, training with Jennifer Grey (of Dirty Dancing) for the new series of Dancing with the Stars. Cheryl arrived at Heathrow rather laden down with luggage and required some assistance to fit it all in her car. She and Dannii Minogue are soon to return to their X Factor duties, amidst rumours that both of them could be facing their last series (with Cowell rumoured to be ditching Dannii, and talk surrounding Cheryl suggests she'll be concentrating on the US series - if they understand her Geordie lilt, presumably...)

Implants

One of the growing band of former Sugababes, Mutya Buena, has shown off her implants in this week's Heat magazine. Mutya has had her boobs done taking them up to an E cup, but, not satisfied, has also resorted to bum implants to give her a rounder booty. Errr, why!? Well, apparently everyone in Brazil is having it done. Like everyone....
Sure!

Farewell to Bob Geldof Snr - and Peaches in respectable shocker!

The Geldof clan gathered in Dublin yesterday for Sir Bob's 96 year old father's funeral. Peaches (of course) found time to tweet about it, but there was no sign of her current squeeze, Eli Roth. For once, Peaches managed to look quite respectable. Pixie can be seen in the background, with crucifix and stripy top, whilst the lesser-seen Fifi Trixibelle is in the foreground with half-sister, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily lurking just behind Bob (looking just like her father)...

Brangelina - rowing again?

Well, another week and another rumour of rows chez Brangelina. The fight this time is about Shiloh - Brad is apparently sick of Ange mouthing off about Shiloh, her desire to be a boy and her "Montenegro style". He doesn't like the fact that so much attention is being given to Shiloh and that she's not just being allowed to be a child in private. Sounds feasible to Celebritree, but can't see Ange letting Brad tell her how to handle their kids with the press. The only one who tells Ange what to do is Maddox.
Don't get Maddox angry, now Brad!

Dancing on Ice - line up revelations?

Apparently Kerry Katona has been spotted practising her skating, as rumours do the rounds that she has signed up for the next series of Dancing on Ice. 'Nasty' judge, Jason Gardiner, apparently threatened to resign if the calibre of celebrities were to drop to Kezza's standards (err, unlike those big stars from Emmerdale and Hollyoaks that have dominated previous series...) Matthew Cutler of Strictly Come Dancing fame is rumoured to be another of the signings for the new series. He has apparently resigned from Strictly after being told he wouldn't get a celeb partner this year. And he's one of Celebritree's favourites!
Meanwhile, Kerry's ramblings in this week's column include a comment that she thinks Chantelle should not get back together with her ex-husband, Preston. Kerry wisely advises Chantelle that it never works second time around. And also points out that she'd quite like a bit of Preston for herself. She was apparently told by a clairvoyant when she broke up with Crofty that she would end up with a man from 'the business' with a name beginning with 'P'. So Preston, Peter Andre, Philip Schofield, Paul Ross - watch your backs!

Chezza coming back to Blighty

Cheryl Cole is apparently "dreading" being apart from new "friend", Derek Hough. Alas, Chezza has to come back to the UK to fulfil her role on X Factor, whilst Derek is determined to win the new series of Dancing with the Stars as he has following up his success with Nicole Scherzinger with another dream partner - Jennifer Grey of Dirty Dancing fame. Cheryl also has a book coming out in time to get on everyone's Christmas list, Through my Eyes. It's mainly pictures, apparently, so not sure how many juicy revelations there will be about the other Girls Aloud, Ashley, Will.i.am and Derek...
Meanwhile, brace yourselves, Nadine Coyle's first solo single is on the way and it's Insatiable.