After several months in Europe, whilst Angelina filmed The Tourist in Venice, Brangelina have brought their sizable brood back to the States. This weekend they were seen enjoying a beach party and the couple seemed affectionate with each other, as the watched their eldest two, Maddox and Pax, hit the surf on boogie boards. Perhaps all is well in the world of the Jolie-Pitts after so many rumours to the contrary?
Presumably Junior and Princess were with their Dad, Peter Andre, this weekend - let's hope they were having fun. Poor Harvey's face seemed to mirror the moods of mum, Katie, and her current husband, Alex, as the family visited the new attraction Lost Island Encounter in Sidcup, Kent. 
It seems Celine Dion and her aging husband, René's dreams have come true, as news reports say that the singer is pregnant with twins, rumoured to be girls. The couple have been trying for a brother or sister for son (yes, that is boy), René-Charles, for some years. After many failed attempts, Celine is going to take it easy for the next few months (good news indeed). Celebritree hopes that Celine's happiness continues - no more long faces, please, Celine!
Unfortunately nobody seems to have taught the young star how to walk in them and she struggled on some steps in Madrid. Celebritree feels that Miley should turn to another celebrity heel wearer for a few tips - surely VB can provide some insight in how to stay upright whatever challenges face you in heels? Failing that, Celebritree is sure that that other young heel-wearer, Suri Cruise, could offer a tip - if all else fails, perhaps Miley should get dad, Billy Ray, to carry her...
For someone who has not long been declared bankrupt, Kerry Katona seems to spend a lot of time shopping. Still, this bank holiday weekend she was hardly pushing the boat out as she ventured to IKEA to furnish her new home. In tow was her new man of the moment, Adam Waldron. After her last break-up, Kerry doubted that she could ever trust again. Celebritree is glad to see that she has already been able to bounce back - does this furniture shopping mean that Kerry is planning to nest with her new man already? In case anyone doubts her feelings, Kerry decided to confess to the News of the World (as you do, in Kerry's crazy world): "He has turned my life around. I feel so in love. I just hope it lasts." As Adam is based in Cheshire (he lives with his parents in Kerry's hometown of Warrington), maybe Kerry's move to her expensive house in Surrey was a little premature...
It seems like just yesterday that Charlotte and Gavin were announc
ing the news of their engagement. Just a few weeks later, the news has emerged that the couple have split. They have stated that nobody else is involved, but rumour has it that Char had been jealous of Gav's relationship with Susie Amy (actress from Footballers' Wives) - they have been filming a reality show together, in Norway. 
Whilst Cheryl has been cavorting around Europe with Black Eyed Pea, Will.i.am, Derek Hough, who comforted her immediately after her split from Ash in LA, has been busy with Pussy Cat Doll, Nicole Scherzinger, winning Dancing with the Stars. However, it seems he has some time on his hands now, and apparently Cheryl begged him to come over and spend some time with her at her former marital home. In fact, Derek even joined Cheryl on stage at the O2 to reprise the passionate dance from the video to her track, Parachute. In between all these romantic encounters, Cheryl has apparently found time for a clear out and has been giving away a lot of her bling - gifts from her ex husband. Ma Tweedy is apparently the beneficiary... Celebritree is sure she has plenty of opportunity to go out dripping in diamonds - perhaps it will make a good impression when she attends her son's court case...
market after ditching his dediated model girlfriend, Jessica Michibato. Although he had mentioned a potential engagement in the occasional interview, seems Jenson just wasn't committed enough to the girl who followed him around the world, patiently waiting at the finish line at every Grand Prix.
Hmm, Alex Reid and Katie Price have been keeping a rather low profile of late. Clearly there has been a dramatic decline in the opening of envelopes around London so the pair haven't had an excuse to get their glad rags on and get papped. 
er time as the world anxiously awaits her solo album (when, Nadine, when?). Yes, Nadine has agreed to become the face of colostomy bags! Apparently one of her friends has recently had an operation in January, meaning he has to use a colostomy bag for the rest of his life. Nadine is keen to "smash the taboo" surrounding colostomy bags, as she believes the "pretence of body perfection" makes it difficult for these people to feel sexy and confident. Well, it's certainly a more worthy way of getting in the papers than showing how thin you are or fighting with your bandmates. 
So, the ladies of SATC enjoyed a warm welcome to London last night as their new movie premiered in Leicester Square. SJP chose to repeat the designers she chose for the last premiere in London with a dress by Alexander McQueen and huge hat by Philip Treacey. (Celebritree imagines that the people behind her in the cinema must have been thrilled by her hat!) Celebritree is really not sure that black is SJP's colour and the hat proved to be rather difficult as she struggled to get into a car (although Celebritree has had similar problems in the past so fully sympathises). Kim looked the height of glam, Cynthia's hair had something strange going on, alt
hough she wore a great colour on her but 
Kristin was the fashion winner of the night in Celebritree's opinion.
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt turns 4 today. Apparently she is having a pirate or soldier themed birthday party - whichever it is, we can be pretty sure it won't involve fairies or ballet or anything sissy like that. Apparently Brangelina have been rowing as Ange hasn't wanted to invite Brad's parents. If only they would invite Suri - Celebritree feels that those two 4 year olds could open up whole new worlds to each other: Suri could actually try walking, running and getting her pretty clothes grubby and Shiloh could be introduced to the occasional dress and sparkly hair clip. Heavens forbid! They might become normal...
It seems that Fergie was approached by the BBC to bolster their line-up for the 2010 series of Strictly Come Dancing. (Clearly we are talking about the Duchess of York here and not Fergie of Black Eyed Peas fame, who is far too busy battling bandmate Will.i.am as they allegedly both try to get it on with the nation's sweetheart® whilst on tour with her.)
st?) celebrities do when they find love - celebrating by telling OK magazine all the heart-warming minutiae of their romance.
Just when Celebritree thought that the Cruise-Holmes parents had put their foot down and demanded Suri dress appropriately, Suri's back in her heels again. Presumably her heels were hurting as dad Tom had to carry her as they made their way home from a New York eatery. He looked like he was struggling rather - the way Suri is growing, it won't be long before she can throw her dad over her shoulder and carry him home (as long as she is wearing comfy footwear)
Cheryl has finally found the time in her busy schedule to issue Ashley with divorce papers, just in time for the World Cup (regular readers will recall that Ashley wanted Chezza to wait until after his foray to South Africa). Apparently the divorce papers cite his 'unreasonable behaviour'. 
Victoria Beckham was out last night promoting her new ad with pal, Eva Longoria, for LG phones. Victoria wore one of her own designs - the short version of the dress that she wore for the post-Oscars party.
Phew! Suri was out dining with both Mum and Dad in New York this week and Celebritree was relieved to see that Suri was wearing shoes. And sensible ballet pumps - none of these crazy baby heeled dancing numbers.
SATC wasn't the only thing premiering last night. On this side of the Atlantic, Peter Andre stepped out to promote his new fragrance for Superdrug. Oooh! The glamour!
then relentlessly parading him in front of the camera on What Katie did Next). 
The long-awaited Sex and the City 2 premiere took place last night at Radio City Music Hall, New York. Although much of the new film is apparently set in Abu Dhabi (albeit filmed in Morocco), for the premiere the cast returned to SATC's spiritual home. After all, there had been a huge outcry when the last movie premiered in London. 
changed for the after-show party. Kristin changed from a fetching bright pink number to a sequinned cocktail dress. Inexplicably, SJP (if it weren't for the fab Valentino dress, Celebritree would think she had lost her fashion mojo) seemed to think the after-show was fancy dress. Why else would she be in that hideous witchy garb?
Victoria and David took Brooklyn to a skate park yesterday. They seemed to stay in the car whilst Brooklyn did his stuff (don't get all American on us Brooklyn - England may need the Beckham ball skills in years to come) and the nanny took David's dog, Coco, for a walk.
e car, Victoria munched on a huge sarnie. This week we've discovered that not only does VB go to supermarkets, but she actually eats food too! 
Seems that hanging onto Katie's coattails (although, let's face it, Katie's rarely seen in a coat) seems to have finally paid off for her make-up artist/GBF, Gary Cockerill. Apparently he's been given his own show on Sky, in which he'll tour the country attending over-the-top teenage proms. Well, they'll certainly be over the top if they let Gary loose with all his make-up and sequins! Does Sky really want to create a whole nation of teenage Jordans?
Cheryl Cole's £250,000 performance in Cannes went down a storm on Tuesday night. Will.i.am, was doing a DJ set at the same party and the two celebrated with a kiss and a dance after their respective performances. Apparently the pair will be reunited at a party on a private yacht on Friday night and Cheryl will again be supporting the Black Eyed Peas in Barcelona in July. Rumour has it that Will.i.am has arranged for he and his 'close friend' Cheryl to share a dressing room. 
TopShop opened a spanking new store in Knightsbridge yesterday and retail impresario, Philip Green, pulled together a very impressive guest list, including US Vogue editor, Anna Wintour. It seemed to Celebritree that most of the stars had been rummaging at the back of their cupboards to find some old thing to wear, as though the names were impressive, the outfits, on the whole, were anything but. Anna Wintour must have dispaired to return home to the UK and find such a bunch of ragbags around her...
of celebs for this year's Strictly Come Dancing. Bruce still hasn't signed on the dotted line, apparently. However, rumour has it that Gary Lineker and his new wife, Danielle Bux (who is anxious to raise her profile as she'd like a TV presenting career - wouldn't we all, love?) are about to sign up for the show.
Bit of sad news here. It seems that Ronan Keating and his wife, Yvonne, who are one of those couples who have often been lauded as having 'one of the strongest marriages in showbiz' have split. They have been married for 12 years and have 3 children together. The split seems to have come as a surprise to everyone who knows them, although a few days ago Ronan signed up to be a judge on next year's Australian X Factor, which will take him away from his family for a few months. 
Notorious serial WAG, Vanessa Perroncel, has finally broken her silence, following the allegations of her affair with John Terry. Vanessa has chosen to speak out in this week's copy of Grazia. Amazingly, her sensational revelation is... that she and John Terry did NOT have an affair! Apparently they were great friends for years before she got together with Wayne and nothing untoward ever happened. In their wisdom, she and JT thought it best to take out an injunction to stop the newspapers reporting, rather than just letting them go ahead and then suing them. But Vanessa is now pursuing a legal case for defamation of character and breach of privacy. She was accompanied to the interview by a member of Max Clifford's team who was there "to advise her on her position" regarding JT - shouldn't Vanessa be fully aware of any positions she may or may not have been in with the England player?!
It seems like most of the recent baby news has been about people trying to get pregnant (Katie, Victoria) or people looking like they might be pregnant (Gwen Stefani, Lily Allen). So it's good to announce news on two couples who actually ARE pregnant! Rachel Stevens is expecting her first baby with husband, Alex Bourne. The couple married in August 2009 and their baby is due later this year. 
Celebritree really doesn't get the celebrity fragrance phenomenon. OK, maybe there are some kids who might fancy smelling like the Beckhams, but the range of celebs with their own fragrances has reached ridiculous proportions. I mean does anyone really want to smell like Katie Price (eau de fake tan and botox presumably) or Chanelle Hayes (whose fragrance must surely just reek of desperation)? Soon the shelves will be so full of Britney, J-Lo and SJP's fragrances that there won't be any room for Chanel and Dior there.
Goodness - barely had Jack Tweed turned over a new leaf, then he's being snapped crawling out of a nightclub with a scantily clad blonde in tow. Will the man never learn?
Lily Allen surprised everyone earlier this year when she announced that she was retiring to the country at the tender age of 24. Now she has set tongues wagging again by saying that she is planning to take 5 years off to have a child and spend time being a mum. Recent photos of her with a bit of a tummy (or wearing an unflattering outfit) suggest that she is well on the way to achieving this ambition. However, Lily has denied this - and been pictured puffing away on a fag. So, watch this space...
Mel B surpised everyone by attending the premiere of the latest Shrek movie with Stephen Belanfonte, his daughter and Mel's own two girls. Why the surprise? Well this was the first time that Mel had been seen in the vicinity of her ex, Eddie Murphy, who stars in the Shrek franchise. Seems that Eddie's feeling bad about neglecting Angel and his girlfriend was trying to encourage the pair to let bygones be bygones. The question is: will Eddie forgive Mel for inflicting that hairstyle on their daughter?
David seemed to be leading the charge as the Beckhams piled their trolley high with healthy food at the Whole Foods Market in LA. David's clearly dedicated to his new culinary hobby, as he peruses the herbs and spices, planning his next concoction. Good to see Victoria has dressed down to mooch around the supermarket...
